9781523509669

An obsessive and curated collection of life’s little irritations, injustices, grievances, and petty pretensions. Because it’s about time someone wrote this stuff down. 

It’s so annoying:

85. Sitting in a chair that is shorter than everyone else’s.

762. That bacon will never be considered a vegetable.

17. Watching a movie with your parents that shows full-frontal nudity.

284. When someone you’re not really with breaks up with you.

1. When everything a cynic warns you about ends up happening.