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This Book Is Not Good For You

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By Pseudonymous Bosch

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$12.99 CAD

This item is a preorder. Your payment method will be charged immediately, and the product is expected to ship on or around September 7, 2010. This date is subject to change due to shipping delays beyond our control.

Between the pages of this book lies the secret to the best-tasting chocolate in all the world. I promise, your taste buds will tingle. Your palette will sing! Oh no, have I accidentally tempted you to read this book? I will warn you, however, the most delicious things are never good for you…and this story is particularly scrumptious!

In this tooth-rotting adventure, Cass’s mom has been kidnapped by the evil dessert chef and chocolatier, Señor Hugo! The ransom…the legendary tuning fork. Can Cass and Max-Ernest find the magical instrument before it’s too late? Will they discover the evil secret ingredient to Señor Hugo’s chocolate success?

If you’re tempted, take a taste, but just remember…this book is not good for you.

  • Praise for The Name of This Book Is Secret:
    "Equal parts snarky and delightful."
    Booklist
  • Praise for If You're Reading This, It's Too Late:
    "Laugh-out-loud funny."
    School Library Journal
  • Praise for This Book Is Not Good for You:
    "Lemony Snicket-like humor and decoding puzzles through research and handy gizmos...will not disappoint loyal readers."
    VOYA

On Sale
Sep 7, 2010
Page Count
416 pages
ISBN-13
9780316040853

Pseudonymous Bosch

About the Author

Pseudonymous Bosch is the infamously anonymous author of the New York Times bestselling Secret Series and the Bad Books. Despite rumors to the contrary, his books are not actually written by his pet rabbit, Quiche; the rabbit is merely his typist.

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