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Take My Wife

523 Jokes, Riddles, Quips, Quotes, and Wisecracks About Love, Marriage, and the Battle of the Sexes

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Illustrated by Martha Gradisher

By Hugh Payne

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$9.99

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$12.99 CAD

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ebook

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ebook $9.99 $12.99 CAD

This item is a preorder. Your payment method will be charged immediately, and the product is expected to ship on or around May 20, 2011. This date is subject to change due to shipping delays beyond our control.

The comical compiler of Yo’ Mama Is So . . . brings us yet another irresistibly hilarious collection of jokes, quotes, and wisecracks, this time on the funniest subject of all: marriage.

When it comes to marriage, you might as well laugh. This little crowd-pleaser is chock full of more than 500 of the funniest jokes on the subject, along with the sassiest, most quotable comments ever uttered by comedians, writers, and other smart alecks. Divided into such topics as the wedding (“I Do”), newlyweds (“I Did”), and kids (“Married with Children”), and wittily illustrated by Martha Gradisher, Take My Wife . . . makes the perfect shower gift or anniversary offering? For not much more than the cost of a card.

“My wife and I were happy for 20 years? then we met.” — Rodney Dangerfield

“You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted.” — Henny Youngman

“I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.” — Rita Rudner

On Sale
May 20, 2011
Page Count
224 pages
ISBN-13
9781603762366

Martha Gradisher

About the Illustrator

Martha Gradisher is an award-winning illustrator whose work has appeared in the New Yorker, Reader’s Digest, and Funny Times. She lives in South Nyack, New York.

Hugh Payne is the author of Yo Mama is So… and Take My Wife… He lives in Northern New Jersey.

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Hugh Payne

About the Author

Hugh Payne is the author of Yo Mama is So… and Take My Wife… He lives in Northern New Jersey.

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