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‘Twas the Night Before Christmas, Y’all

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By Landon Bryant

Illustrated by Alice Pattullo

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$15.00

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$20.00 CAD

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  1. Hardcover $15.00 $20.00 CAD
  2. ebook $9.99 $12.99 CAD

It’s Christmas in the South! Viral sensation and TikTok creator Landon Bryant (of @LandonTalks fame) reimagines the classic “The Night Before Christmas” poem, all with a unique and humorous Southern twist.

Merry Christmas and welcome to the South—home of sweet tea, boiled peanuts, wide front porches, and thick Southern drawls. Christmas in the South has always been a special holiday for Landon Bryant, the viral sensation and TikTok creator behind @LandonTalks. 

In Landon’s creative reimagining of the iconic “The Night Before Christmas” poem, you’ll be invited to nestle up all snug on your pallet and dream of divinity and strawberry pretzel salad. Discover what happens when quick as all get-out, a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer start pawin’ and prancin’ each little hoof on the roof of Landon’s house. You’ll be fixin’ to clutch your pearls when St. Nicholas comes down the chimney with a bound!

You’ll also be treated to Landon’s recipe for his favorite dessert to eat at Christmas—sweet potato casserole—and a glossary for decoding Southern slang and favorite Southern-isms found within the poem. Whether you live in the South or just love Southern culture, this adorably sweet gift book is going to be your favorite Christmas staple for years to come. I swanny!

On Sale
Sep 30, 2025
Page Count
64 pages
ISBN-13
9798894141923

Landon Bryant

About the Author

Landon Bryant is a dynamic force in the world of social media, rapidly gaining fame as an influential Southern storyteller. You likely know Landon from his often hilarious, sometimes controversial (when it comes to sugar or salt on grits), and always insightful “let’s discuss…” monologues on Southern culture. His journey, however, roots back to his days as an acclaimed art teacher whose passion for education continues but now with a much wider audience. Known for his captivating speaking engagements and Southern flair, Landon leaves audiences deeply satisfied with his influential and authentic voice from the South.

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