Old Jewish Men Preorder
Old Jewish Men
Preorder Gift
Preorder The Old Jewish Men’s Guide to Eating, Sleeping, and Futzing Around and fill out the form below by September 16 to receive this custom bagel spreader!
Offer available while supplies last. This promotion is open to U.S. residents only.
- Purchase The Old Jewish Men’s Guide to Eating, Sleeping, and Futzing Around from the retailer of your choice.
- Fill out the form below with your receipt and address. Have your order reference or receipt confirmation number ready.
- We’ll confirm your form submission and send a follow up. Please allow 4-6 weeks for your bagel spreader to arrive, and note that it will arrive separately from your book order.
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Calling the Larry Davids (and aspiring mensches) of the World! Noah Rinsky, the creator behind the iconic account @oldjewishmen has penned a masterpiece: THE OLD JEWISH MEN’S GUIDE TO EATING, SLEEPING, AND FUTZING AROUND.
One doesn’t need to be old, Jewish, or a man to embrace the OJM lifestyle, and this hilarious guide teaches readers how to eat, dress, get around town, and schmooze better than a schmear on a bagel. Plus, there’s helpful jargon, detailed deli and coffee shop rundowns, and the ten OJM archetypes, from New York Schlubs to Tough Guys to Grumpy Intellectuals.
About the Author
Noah Rinsky is a writer and creator of @oldjewishmen. He lives in Brooklyn, New York, where he knows the location and rating of every public urinal.